Born To Please Is...

	Jeri "Hot Pockets" Waynick: Vocals Jeri is a bastard ho. And no that's NOT a wireless mic.
	Santiago "Fag Steak" Velasquez: Guitar Santiago is Colombian. He wants to make sure everybody knows that.
	Andrew "Dough Boy" Shearer: Bass Andrew is a dork. Yes, he is wearing a dress in this picture.
	Justin "Cold Lampin" Freeborn: Drums Justin likes to drink soda. His car is white.