Jeri "Hot Pockets" Waynick: Vocals

Jeri is a bastard ho. And no that's NOT a wireless mic.

Santiago "Fag Steak" Velasquez: Guitar

Santiago is Colombian. He wants to make sure everybody knows that.

Andrew "Dough Boy" Shearer: Bass

Andrew is a dork. Yes, he is wearing a dress in this picture.

Justin "Cold Lampin" Freeborn: Drums

Justin likes to drink soda. His car is white.

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