These are the lyrics for our album "Upstairs Tiger". All words © Born To Please. And yes we do have real actual copyright on these.

    100 YEARS AHEAD I came, I saw, I made you mine/ But you were so deep/ I thought Iíd be fine/ But I was wrong/ So hereís a tale of woe/ The moral I donít know/ A muzzle covered my entire face/ Your eyes were made of steel/ On a face that wasnít real/ Do you think youíve put me in my place/ Iíve seen your smile drive pre-teens wild/ Now I know Iím a hundred years ahead of you/ Your words enticed you killed me twice/ Now Iím here to show you I can murder too/ A match a rag some kerosene a burning like youíve never seen/ And afterwards Iíll leave your effigy hanging in my room/ It doesnít matter much to me if you dress it up in poetry/ The fact remains Iíll be seeing you soon/ Take a look into these eyes and Iíll make you shrivel up and die/ I know you didnít foresee this/ What you saw was broken but still quite well spoken/ Come here and give me one last kiss/ Iíve seen your smile drive pre-teens wild/ Now I know Iím a hundred years ahead of you/ Your words enticed you killed me twice/ Now Iím here to show you I can murder too/ You lied you died and Iíve still got you hanging in my room.

    FAIR WARNING I've said, once before, Oh that look that I adore/ Makes me so fucking sick, I want you now/ Force you down, Oh somehow/ Give me a running start rip it out rip me apart/ Too bad I've gone to shit or I just might be someone/ Come-come right inside/ Go on I dare you, fuck yeah just try/ Please tempt me not, for this breath I wonít stop-I wonít stop/ Give me a running start rip it out rip me apart/ Too bad I've gone to shit or I just might be someone/ Give me everything I need and everything I know/ You know Iím waiting at your feet for you to talk your shit and go/ Give me everything I need and everything I know/ You know Iím waiting at your feet for you to talk your shit and go/ Give me a running start rip it out rip me apart/ Too bad I've gone to shit or I just might be someone

    HIDE THA CANDY It never looked so good to me/ Awash in light my fantasy/ Come as you will under me/ Burned alive in ecstasy/ Take this ring as I thee bleed and by my hand you will be free/ By all you have vested in me it never is the same to be/ Taped shut felt up write it in your diary lay down shut up come/ As you will over me and hide the candy/ I never meant to filter you/ Through my best friendís/ Point of view/ Iím guilty of not thinking through/ The things I planned to do to you/ Take this ring as I thee bleed and by my hand you will be free/ By all you have vested in me it never is the same to be/ Taped shut felt up write it in your diary lay down shut up come/ As you will over me and hide the candy/ Iíll leave it on your door on your machine/ Call me afraid but Iíll do anything/ Not to see you or to be seen/ Till I find out just why youíd/ Hide the candy/ It never looked so good to me/ Awash in light my fantasy/ Come as you will under me/ Burned alive in ecstasy/ Take this ring as I thee bleed and by my hand you will be free/ By all you have vested in me it never is the same to be/ Taped shut felt up write it in your diary lay down shut up come/ As you will over me and hide the candy

    FALLEN Chills run through my pores/ the very thought of you makes me breathless/ I've given up on you because youíve given up on this/ I never thought Iíd feel/ anything that could have ever brought me/ straight down to my knees/ I see your face lonely and abused/ Through your eyes thereís no point left to prove/ I see your face lonely and abused/ Through your eyes thereís no point left to prove/ I always thought I knew what makes me/ all I find is all that breaks me/ All thatís left is nothing less Yeah all thatís left is nothingness/ I canít begin to fight the good fight/ Close the book Iím falling down/ Youíll never notice if I make a sound/ I believed in all that you used to be/ I see your face lonely and abused/ Through your eyes thereís no point left to prove/ I always thought I knew what makes me/ all I find is all that breaks me/ I am too late your fate has failed me/ take your world Iíll make my destiny/ I always thought I knew what makes me all I find is all that breaks me/ I am too late your fate has failed me take your world i'll make my destiny

    THISPLACE I canít breathe, I canít see/ I canít live without you/ My oh my, your life is missed to the point of no return/ Of no return- of no return/ Iíd quit Iíd give up everything just to have you near me/ If only for a moment I canít begin to explain how I feel/ You were everything to me/ I died when you left me here alone/ I cried I never stopped thinking of you/ You make me so so complete/ Your eyes your smile/ Youíre everything I need/ Your eyes your smile/ Youíre everything I need/ Everything/ Your eyes your smile/ Youíre everything I need/ Your life your skin/ Insatiably behind/ You left me all alone

    5 FOOT ONE I took you like a detour you took me by surprise/ Ran through me like a stop sign but I didnít say goodbye/ Breathed you in like passion then I let it go/ Ask me why Iím still holding on Iíll say that I donít know/ You took my heart out tore it in two/ Did all the things you loved to do/ Turned around and walked away/ Never looked to see if I was okay/ No one could ever hurt me like you/ Fuck with me and Iíll fuck you too/ Thereís still one thing I need to confess/ I never got to put my face in your chest/ Give me love give me sex/ Give me my face in your chest/ I canít rest and I wonít sleep/ All I wanna do is eat your meat/ Iíd like to say you meant nothing to me/ But I know with you is where Iíll be/ With my face between your thighs/ That zealous vacant look in your eyes/ Iíll handcuff you to my bed/ Crush your face and fuck your head/ Screaming please please donít stop/ I wont quit until you drop/ Give me love give me sex/ Give me my face in your chest/ I canít rest and I wonít sleep/ All I wanna do is eat your meat/ Trick or treat trick or treat/ Give me something good to eat

    JOANIE BABY Joanie baby youíre so good to me/ You always come when I call/ Joanieís lips are sweet as candy/ She loves it when I make her crawl/ Iím above and youíre below me/ Iím your queen so wonít you show me Joanie/ How you suffer when you please me/ Iím your master youíre everything you belong to me yeah/ We met one summer back in 95/ You were standing front row at my show/ Wearing leather and a tattoo that read Ďslaveí/ You bought me drinks then took me home/ We snuck by your parentís room/ Then you showed me the things you do/ Joanie I do believe that when I fell in love was when/ You asked me to put on the leather gloves/ Its been 5 years and she still obeys me every night is a new surprise/ She loves it when I beat her even though she cries/ I can tell by the look in her eyes/ Iím above and you're below me/ Iím your queen so wonít you show me/ How you suffer when you please me/ Iím your master youíre everything you belong to me/ I donít feel so strong today I tell my girl she can do it her way/ In get down on my knees and say/ Joanie baby today is your day/ tie me up and tie me down Iíll show you how I worship the ground/ that youíve begged on for so long/ Joanie baby give me one reason to write this song/ Iím above and youíre below me/ Iím your queen so wonít you show me Joanie/ How you suffer when you please me/ Iím your master youíre everything you belong to me yeah

    LITTLE SOLDIER Hereís a little demon/ Listen to what he says/ Heís got a thousand wide eyed girls busy looking for a prom dress/ Heís a little monster wearing faded jeans/ Eyes are his weapon got his voice as a backup not quite what he seems/ Heís said weíd take it all the way away/ Heís said weíd take it all the way away/ Iím at a loss for words to say too late/ So I listen to the demon telling me heís got my dreams and all I need to do is sign the page/ Hereís a little soldier with his big black gun/ Waving it in the air not for war just for fun/ Heís got a hundred medals one for every kill/ Iím sure his mom and dad are proud Iíll bet America is prouder/ He said weíd take it all the way away/ He said weíd take it all the way away/ Iím at a loss for words to say too late/ So I listen to the demon telling me heís got my dreams and all I need to do is sign the page/ So I listen to the demon telling me heís got my dreams and all I need to do is sign the page/ Little devil says he wants to hide/ Its all the same hell I could give a damn if he should die/ Whatís in a name 4 small letters I know words that size/ Words that size words that size/ Hereís a little angel wearing leather shoes/ matching coat mirrored shades and a table for two/ Iíd rather listen to you

    POP CHASER I saw your face again last Saturday/ What a nice surprise/ And if I died Iím sure youíd be there by my side/ Once my idol I learned all I could and then you disappeared/ now I see you everywhere/ Wonít you go somewhere else give me room to breathe/ Youíre no longer needed/ Stop or you wonít get rid of me/ I've got 6 bullets and a gun for you silver tipped to kill/ Be thankful if I donít see you again/ Where you running are you hiding try to forget me if you dare/ Iíll bet your wondering what I might do/ Wonít you go somewhere else give me room to breathe/ Youíre no longer needed/ Stop or you wonít get rid of me/ I havenít left but I already came/ Where you donít want to know/ What makes you think if you do at all/ I canít take you down below/ You get what you get because youíre pathetic/ I wanna lick your sweet tears/ Until I taste your blood and lick my lips/ I wanna savor fear/ Wonít you go somewhere else give me room to breathe/ Youíre no longer needed/ Stop or you wonít get rid of me/ I saw your face again last Saturday/ What a nice surprise/ And if I died Iím sure youíd be there by my side/ Once my idol I learned all I could and then you disappeared/ now I see you everywhere/ Wonít you go somewhere else give me room to breathe/ Youíre no longer needed/ Stop or you wonít get rid of me

    WIMP I gave my soul away/ And loser is my name/ Iím far beyond the reach of helping hands/ Iíll sing about my pain and treat yours like a game/ Cause Iím a bitch disguised as a grown man/ Please taste my crocodile tears/ Come and listen to me come and listen/ Come and listen to me watch me cry/ If theyíre mainstream/ Get em the fuck away from me/ Pumping London Suede/ Wishing I could lay a girl from upper middle class USA/ Sheíll never give it up/ So Iíll just fuck it up/ On stage as everybody looks away/ Please taste my crocodile tears/ Come and listen to me come and listen/ Come and listen to me watch me cry/ If theyíre mainstream/ Get em the fuck away from me/ Show me your pain and your strife and Iíll show you your privileged life/ Youíre an infant trapped in the body of a dumb motherfucker who cries when the sun shines/ Yes sir in your eyes Iím a servant to ignorance consumed by a passion/ to fuck and dance to a song that means something not that crybaby emo shit you play/ I gave my soul away/ And loser is my name/ Iím far beyond the reach of helping hands/ Iíll sing about my pain and treat yours like a game/ Cause Iím a bitch disguised as a grown man/ Please taste my crocodile tears/ Come and listen to me come and listen/ Come and listen to me watch me cry/ If theyíre mainstream/ Get em the fuck away from me

    COMFORT FOR FREAKS Padded walls and chains/ I spoke yours so much I forgot my own name/ you and your crew Ignored the wronged but you forget/ I know where you sleep/ what makes you shake is my idea of a good dream/ I got a feeling Iíll be here in a million years/ Even though we died last week/ Here I am a goddess to a million queers/ A source of healing comfort for freaks/ Do you come when you scream?/ Does that motherfucker mean a thing to you?/ You think this is a dream?/ Why the fuck are you doing what I tell you to?/ Should I talk to the slaves or let them play by themselves/ Like the ugly girls do/ Should I forgive their sins do they know where I've been/ do they know what I can do/ Everything Iíve known has had its way with me first the dolls and then all the boys/ I never knew what whores these walking dicks could be/ Everybody is a fuck toy/ You can make me scream/ But I can only bleed for a day or two/ Have mercy on the freaks/ forgive them for they know not what they do/ Should I talk to the slaves or let them play by themselves/ Like the ugly girls do/ Should I forgive their sins do they know where I've been/ do they know what I can do/fuck you/ Hey girlfriend where did you go why am I here all alone/ You could be mine you chose to be hers/ on my life Iíll fucking have you first/ I got a feeling Iíll be here in a million years/ Even though we died last week/ Here I am a goddess to a million queers/ A source of healing comfort for freaks/ Do you come when you scream/ Does that motherfucker mean a thing to you/ You think this is a dream/ Why the fuck are you doing what I tell you to/ Should I talk to the slaves or let them play by themselves/ Like the ugly girls do/ Should I forgive their sins do they know where I've been/ do they know what I can do/ Padded walls and chains/ I spoke yours so much I forgot my own name/ You and your crew ignore the wronged but you forget/ I know where you sleep/ What makes you shake is my idea of a good dream

    QUARTER HOUR Can you see what itís like for me/ Sitting home smoking lights alone by myself/ Creatures, monsters, demons, desires/ Heart on fire fuck fuck fuck/Why wonít you love me die die die/ Sorry Iím a little tired, my showerhead has me wired/ Itís hard being by myself without you on my shelf/ How does it feel to see when youíre not real to me/ Bastards, fuckers, frustrations, complications/ It hit so hard but I like to watch just once/ Come closer to me just like old times/ Can you see what itís like for me/ Sitting home smoking lights alone by myself/ Creatures, monsters, demons, desires/ Heart on fire fuck fuck fuck/ Why wonít you love me die die die/ It hit so hard but I like to watch just once/ Come closer to me just like old times

    THE POISON THAT MURDERED ME Act one scene three, thatís where you rape and kill me/ Act one scene four, thatís when the crowd heads for the door/ Exhume me, autopsy/ Youíll find evidence that it was actually poison that murdered me/ Because I knew your name, you put me in this grave/ Pride tastes like shit, but Iíll swallow anyway/ Exhume me, autopsy/ Youíll find evidence that it was actually poison that murdered me/ Let me see the lovers in the room/ Bullshit Romeo/ After celebrating victory, where do you go/ Donít lie to my face/ My new girlfriend is an angel, sheís much more than a stranger/ My new girlfriend wonít hit me unless I crawl and beg her/ Exhume me, autopsy/ Youíll find evidence that it was actually poison that murdered me

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